Intense Longing 2004

This cartoon was from 2004. Back then the blogosphere was a particularly secular place, mostly full of techies. Still, as a guy then working in the advertising world, I had a point to make.

There are three ways to use the G-word: 1. Literally, 2. As a metaphor, 3. A wee bit of both. At the time, I meant Number 2. These days I would’ve said Number 3. Things change.

God bless.

Page 99 (drawings from 2004)

Accelerate your extintion
accelerte your extinction

Art workers united
art workers unite

Drone drone drone
drone drone drone

Hot fresh new reasons
hot fresh new reasons

Means of conversation
means of conversation

No longer becoming but doing
no longer becoming

A test
a test

Everybody's poorer than me
everybody’s poorer than me

Dreams die quickly
dreams die quickly

Greatness is a verb
greatness is a verb

I f you don't give me a lot of money
if you don’t give me a lot of money

Long day
long day

Lousy taste in men
lousy taste in men

Old guys
old guys

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Went to meetings for 15 years
went to meetings fro 15 years

Childhood Making money death
childhood making money death

Cosmic vagina
cosmic vagina

If an ordinary person
if an ordinary person

Not a recovering alcoholic
not a recovering alcoholic

So ahead of the curve
so ahead of the curve

Till it starts scaring you
till it starts scaring you

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What losers do instead of blogging
what losers do instead of blogging

Worldly status
worldly status

America wants cute
america wants cute

Diet coke
diet coke

Parents duty
parents duty


Why I'm sexy
why i’m sexy

You failed
you failed

Already rich
already rich

Brands are tedious
brands are tedious


Expensive business
expensive business

Girl talk
girl talk

I own the world
i own the world

She totally fucked me over
she totally fucked me over

Spiritual death
spiritual death


Diagramatical shit
diagramtical shit

How wonderful I am
how wonderful i am
J'aime la petite jeune
j’aime la petite jeune

Losing is so called edge
his so called edge

Private school dropout
private school dropout

She knew everything
she knew everything

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What I had instead of sex appeal
what i had

You don't pay me enough to care
you don’t pay me enough

Hate themselves
hate themselves

Hot new markets
hot new markets

Justify events
justify events

So long as they get me laid
so long as

Wee droplets of nothing
wee droplets of nothing

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Celeb worshiping fatso
celeb-worshipping fatso

Fucking fucks
fucking fucks

Grey fuzzy clouds
grey fuzzy clouds

I've got a blog
I’ve got a blog

Moments like this
moments like this

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Diet cooke is sexy
diet coke is sexy

He talks about movies
she talks about movies

Nothing to say
nothing to say

Perfect moment
perfect moment

Used to be quite interesting
used to be quite interesting

I'm creative
i’m creative

Nobody's ever heard of me
nobody’s ever herd of me

Not a drawing
not a drawing

Are you in movies
are you in movies

Fucked flower
fucked flower

I commute
i commute

Small poetic turds
small poetic turds

The french
the french

The less underemployed
the less underemployed

Boat or ship
boat or ship

Film industry
film industry

First day at Alcazar
first day at alcazar

If you really loved me
if you really loved me

A love that's unforgiving
a love that’s unforgiving

The more unrealistic
the more unrealistic

There is no art
there is no art

Welcome to the virus
welcome to the virus

Yak yak yak
yak yak yak yak

Young adam
young adam

Boring yuppie opinion
boring yuppie opinion


How dare you have ideas
how dare you have ideas

Maybe if I marry him
maybe if i marry him

Penis substitutes
penis substitutes

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Yet in real life
yet in real life

Collaborate more often
collaborate more often

Fresh meat
fresh meat

People who ask that question
people who ask that question

Alignment theory
alignment theory

Cellphone dildo
cellphone dildo

Don't life in an echo chamber
don’t live in an echochamber

Frequent blowjobs
frequent blowjobs

Great thing about death
great thing about death

Spread your legs
spread your legs

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